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>>161833

GOD FUCKING DAMN I NEED TO DO EVERYTHING TO THIS GIRL!! UUUUOOOOHHHHHHH CHUBBY BELLY!! 😭😭 UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH CHUBBY TITS!! 💢💢💢 UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SELF SUCKING HER FAT TITS!! 😭💢😭💢😭💢😭💢

I want to have sex with the Hyperdimension Neptunia girls....

>>161838

Do you picture yourself as the same age of those girls in your fantasies?

putting my cock and balls on my sister's pretty face and even guiding her mouth deep onto my cock while educating her on how to suck on my cock the way I want it sucked

>>161838

You got some taste for underage anime girls Dont ya?

Your mind is rotten to the core, It would be better for you and everyone who participated in this thread to blow their head off than to attempt to fix themselves because I know they can't fix themselves.

sometimes I think about wanting to suck on my sister's titties and even eat her pussy then finger her to make her squirt in my mouth

I like downloading naked anime girls......I don't like detailed anime girls.....I like simple anime girls.....

>>161833

To never get tangled up with a woman again, and all the stress that comes with women

>>161833

But I if we tell you that the FBI will use highly specific bait to prove who we are irl beyond a reasonable doubt! What if an FBI horse comes by and-- oh wait I don't care and nor do they. Only you care op, only you...

Anyway, I was shoving water bottles and larger objects up my butt by the age of 16 and are now in my late 30s with internal piles they won't even get rid of as modern medicine is shit and poor people doctors are idiots. It should be okay to put a rubber band around it but I guess it's got fibrosis and that /r/totally means you can't remove it with a laser for example. I stil masturbate anyway and I'm sure it will keep getting worse. Internal ones don't go away, but external ones always did for me. That now explained, though even before 16 I was anally obsessed, in part due to autogynephlia arising form not being allowed to even have sex (to date I don't get to), I wanted to get a partner or partners to fist me basically by the time I was in my late teens or early 20s I would have really liked that. I only became more loose to the point I have a huge selection of dildos and a fuck machine and still fantasize about getting punch fisted and also stretched out to the point I'm taking a fist deep inside way bast my belly button the way they often do, of which I have trouble inserting larger things past that point but still fantasize. Less now that I am older but I used to fantasize about going mtf and getting facial surgery and etc and getting skull fucked and stuff like that. I used to wish to have a large prolapse. I used to want to rectally abuse others to but generally don't feel that way, it's a 75 25 sorta thing as a 'switch' ratio. Due to large objects going into tigheter holes to a certain degree this invokes tween fucking thinking but no non-loose teen would go with an older guy so that fantasy dies realistically in HS, though for me a shadow of that is still there as while I myself was in HS I was shoving such large ojects up myself that by then or now if you were to resize my body/butt into a realistic size ratio the penis is so big, the dildo or object, that I'd have to be impossibly young for such a thing to be more organic, if you see. Oh yeah, about the horse, I literally in my early 20s used to have a fantasy where, as I had and still have suicidal ideation, a wish to be fucked really deep and hard by an orgasming horse and to shoot myself before dying from my intestines being torn. Horse penis is such a high PSI that with how the horse head gets really wide when it cums that you'd die if it's a big penis, evne if not a big penis. I assume horses that people went with that fucked a person that did not die had the horse sort of circumsized and or on drugs, if not they were stretched out to the point 5 or 6 inches diamter did not cause their death. The PSI is like a car's tire inside the horse penis. A human penis is like 5 or 10 PSI, not like hundreds of PSI, that and tiny, so very tiny. If I'm really sore and horny I've wanted to get pounded by a real homo's penis, generally a black guy's as that would make it more risky and fetishy, but only if he's taller than me and his penis is 9 inches long, at least 7, bigger than mine basically. My stomach tears but if I did not fear losing my ability to drink beer I'd find vomiting and gagging orgasmic, that and it's too loud and I enver get to live alone as I am practically a neet my entire life and are now just barely a min wage worker. SOmeone fucking me from behind in a shower as i bear down and piss everywhere from the urge to push while holding my head and finger fucking my throat to make me push even more involuntarily is the kind of thing I fantaize about, but also being held down by a group of blacks and fisted brutally until my butthole is so blown out my tailbone has to get more mobile to take the double fisting. If I could take my brain and shrink it and put it into some teen white girl I'd be rich in short. The last time I had sex was in 2009, I have never had sex with a girl nor animal, and only ever had one gf. Gay people are a social construct also, I am not into identity politics. :^)

I wake up laying nude and drowsy, I don't know where I am. I am disoriented and my vision is too blurry to see straight. I feel cold metal shackles on my skin around my neck and around my ankles. As I try to gaze out into blurry nothingness, I realize I've been drugged. I'm completely unaware of my surroundings. I can only piece together that I've been taken to this place and waves of dread course through me when I hear strange grunts and thudding noises in a nearby room. I try to stand up but my limbs are weak and limp, so I crawl across a cold, damp concrete surface away from the alarming rhythmic thumping noises. I smell musty basement air and a damp moldy odor that smells like old urine. As I move, the cold metal around my neck suddenly stops hard, as the chained shackle reaches the limit of its length, and the clasped metal around my neck is suddeny pulled tight, making me choke. The sound of my choking fills the room, and the grunting thuds stop suddenly. Adrenaline courses through me and i begin to shake. My vision begins to become clearer, and I can see the form of the concrete room with rusted water stains running down the walls. There is a big iron door with an oversized latch in front of me. It looks locked, but I can't reach it anyway because the chain attached to the iron shackle around my neck is too short for me to reach the door. I turn around and inspect the shackles around my ankles and the chains attached to them. All the chains are bolted to the floors. Behind me is a moldy old tattered matress where the urine mildew smell is coming from. The faint hum of an old light crackles as it flickers from above. I hear footsteps outside the door and the light shuts off. My heart is pounding hard and I'm trembling all over my body, feeling more exposed from being naked as I shiver and try to hold my breath. The heavy lurching sound of the iron door reverberates in the room and makes me jump the the pitch black darkness. I hear a deep throaty breathing from above. The stark reckoning of this moment jabs at my core as the reality of the complete and total loss of my agency hits me. I hear another large figure enter the room as a small squeak chirps out from the hinges of the iron door before abruptly slamming shut with a startling bang that decays into silence where I can no longer hear where the two figures are positioned. As I strain to listen, the forceful yank of my metal collar jolts my head back as a large rough hand is shoved against my face with a wad of stinky mildewed cloth forced into my mouth, while the other figure grabs my hair so tightly that I feel my hair being pulled out at the root, as some kind of leathery strap is swiftly wrapped around my head and buckled so tightly that I can't close my mouth around the strap. I gag and retch as my eyes water from the tight strap when a violent force knocks me down onto the ground with my belly pressed flat against the floor. I feel the large hands grasping and pulling at my body. A painful squeeze grips the back of my thighs as my legs are forced apart. I feel the crushing weight of one of the figures push down against my body, as i feel thier flesh sliding against mine. I can't move. I scream, but no meaningful sound comes out. I feel the cold floor and smell the sweaty stink of the invisible figure pinned atop me. Then a thick sweaty gristle of firm throbbing flesh shoves between my round naked ass, forcing apart my tender hole as the thick length plunges deep and forcefully inside me as my body involuntarily reacts. My back arches and my head tilts back as the hot sweaty meat thrusts harder and faster into me as the stinging pain tears my tender borderlands and consumes away my free will. I am forefit. Then the other figure moves in front of me. I feel the strap yank down off of my mouth, tearing my lips as it slides off of my mouth. I choke for a short moment but that small breath of air is immediately taken away as the other thick fleshy forceful length of pulsating meat is stuffed into my mouth. This excites the figure behind me and the heat from a deep breathy moan wafts onto my back as they lean into me and thrust even harder as their hands hold my head and pull it back by my hair, allowing the figure in front of me to thrust their meat all the way into the back of my throat as I feel the hot choking flow of their thick milky cream begin pulsing and pulsing and pulsing into my gagging choking throat. The one behind me is enraptured at this point as they force themselves faster and harder so deeply that i feel the stinging wet heat of myself bleeding as their hot breath puffs against my back with droplets of thier saliva dripping on me while my body is injected with the surges of hot thick fluid again. I gaze into the blackness with such pain and such complete loss of agency that I leave my body, as my spectral self has a transcendental orgasm as my physi al self has a seizure on the slab.

>>162300

OP, You are the best anon ive ever seen, not the anon the world deserves but the anon the world needs, thank you fir answering my thread, i hope I will see more replies from other people soon

to go to like a rly good chicken shop and eat the chicken and its like rly good and then i go home and pirate movies. for sure

>>162305

OP here, you are tied with the last replier for being the best anon ever

I think it is best to receive a blowjob from Nepgear and Blanc from Hyperdimension Neptunia. It is best to have sex with some 14 year old anime girls.

>>162315

Even irl ones?

>>161899 younger sis, or older?

>>161833

This post looks like some kind of government trap.

>>162898

what makes you think this post is a government trap?

>>162902

Basically, it would be very likely, because the government would collect the anons' secrets and then track them down to put them in jail.

>>162909

but none of these secrets are illegal......and btw the governments can see everything everyone is doing at all times, so there is nothing wrong with posting it online since they already know about it even if you don't post it......

>>162910

Some of the things people have said here are literally criminal

>>162915

like what things? Like admitting to downloading real cp?

>>161833

I have a lot of fantasies. Some of them are sexual. Some of them are not

One fantasy in particular is stuck in my mind lately. I want to commit double suicide. With a beautiful woman. One that would understand me. She is beautiful. But not in the dog in heat way. Her face is delicate, and though it does not display any emotion for most of the time, you'd still be able to see some sort of sadness in her eyes. Not really sadness, but misery. Some existential dread. Her body is elegant, and she carries herself in such a refined way that you'd think she's god on earth. My goddess

She understands me. Every single thought and feeling. She truly understands them. She is extremely smart and not vain like normal people. She knows that the thing they pursue are not worth it. She'd still get along with everyone, but it would be a facade, she does not particularly appreciate them. Only me. Because she can understand me and normal people can't, it wouldn't be realistic. I would be her pet. Her lover. Her favourite. She didnt choose a man. She didn't choose a well liked woman. Someone loud or cheerful. Or reliable. She choose me

We will share cigarettes, shotgun the smoke. She'll put out hers on my skin. We will discuss very important topics. And she'll listen to my monologues where I analyse elements of my interests, and even if she doesnt know about these interests, she'll nod and smile at me, not in the hypocritical normal people way, but a genuine smile. We will have sex, she will cut up my skin with razorblades and lick the wounds. She likes it too, im not pressuring her. She'll let me tie her up whenever I want to. We will mix each other's blood in a cup. And then we will share it. We will eat off a small chunk of each other's ears. To mark ourselves. She cut off her pinky and gave it to me as a token of love. I did the same. We keep them on each other at all times. She is my goddess and I am her servant, therefore it is only reasonable to always have a part of her with me for me to worship. And for her not to leave me, I gave her my finger. Not that she'll do it, its more of an ethical concern

But all of those displays are too lowly for her. They're for earthlings. Normal, lowly earthlings. She's a goddess. She is not to be bound by my weak, disgusting body. We will die together. A good day. Windy, not too strong. It will be the nice kind of wind. Like the one that hits your face when you escape alone to the beach. I will wear nice clothes. A nice suit. She will wear a black dress. We had a nice meal. Nothing intoxicating. I want to see the world as I've normally seen it. The place is not too bright. It's not inside a house. It's outside. I am showing the whole world the extent of my love, I do not need walls to hide me. It's quiet and devoid of people. I do not need mongrels to distract me, to intervene and stop us

We will use a gun. I will hold her, i will kiss her. She will be the one to shoot. I do not deserve to kill her. A single bullet that will go through our chests, which are tightly pressed against each other. I chose the chest because I don't want an immediate death, I want to give her the time to appreciate our act of love. She is my goddess, and understands me, therefore she won't regret it. She knows that if she feels anything wrong at that time, it will simple be her instincts. Not her true self. Her true self enjoys it

At that point it wouldn't matter in normal people understood what we did or not. They'll probably label it as some mental illness. But it does not matter because none of them would have understood. They're idiots who think of death as something so bad, that you'll only choose if you are suffering. They are not aware of the shackles that hold back their consciousness

>>162237 (me)

>never had sex with a girl nor animal

*never a male nor animal

>>161833

>minors

yeah ok glownigger, go kill yourself. you're a worthless goyslave working for a raped system. i hope you know when you go home everyday that you're contributing to evil, not good.

>>163172

You can't contribute to evil unless you break social rules.

>>162853

OP here, unironically the most based shit I've seen all day, for me its oddly the opposite, I want a murderer girl like Alyssa Bustmante or Samantha Rupnow to show me all thier firearms while they lick them slowly, until I cum out of fear and when I do they blow my head off and they both have sex with my dead body

>>163191

breaking what kind of social rules?

>>162949

OP here, now this is what I look for in this thread, truly a heartwarming and introspective look into things. I think of things this detailed and specific everyday, in the middle of class, before sleeping, texting someone, or playing guitar y'know I wonder if normies think of things like these often or at all, maybe they're too busy thinking of normie things like thier school sport or friendgroup filled with other soulless normies.

>>163218

Social rules are rules that most people cannot break. They were put in place by people who cannot break them. They are different from legal rules which were put in place by wolves who want to please normal people so wolves don't team up with sheep to riot. There's a huge overlap between social and legal ruled because of risk. People do not want to lose everything if they are caught breaking a law so sheep avoid breaking them. Wolves take the chance. There are different types of social rules. Universal social rules are ones the majority of the population cannot break. These rules often align with legal rules, like murder. Other social rules change depending on where you are. No matter where you are, you always have to arrive to the same baseline as the majority unless you are a wolf. Wolves cannot operate alone because they need to generate victims which are the majority, sheep. Speeding is a legal rule in places where speeding is normalized, in places where it is not normalized, it overlaps with social rules. Sheep need to protect their social standing. Cutting a line is a social rule but not a legal rule. If it's not illegal, why don't they do it? Why does everyone hate murderers? Why don't many murderers call themselves murderers? Social judgement is one of the most powerful things on Earth and is the only thing that allows sheep to control wolves. Legal rules have to carry high legal consequences for sheep to follow them unless it's a social rule, which it often is. The problem is when we let wolves broadcast. The good thing is, wolves try to align with sheep.

nothing wild or weird, I like just normal, traditional, vanilla, legal, sex

>>164015

You certainly don't like normal sex, namefag.