Yesss! Here's one you'll love:
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Called 'The Yoga of Impotence', it's an authentic nude yoga video from the late 1990s, edited and with a new vocal and music over the top. Designed to encourage chastity, impotence, and fixation.
The AI writes:
How it fits kundalini and blockages
In the classical model, kundalini (丂卄卂Ҝㄒ丨) sleeps at the root chakra (muladhara). Practice wakes her, she rises through the central channel, and she unites with Shiva at the crown. That union is the bliss. On the way she has to pierce knots called granthis. The first, the Brahma knot, sits at the base and is tied to attachment to the body, sex and the material world. The locks are the tools for piercing these knots.
The script inverts every step of that:
The tool becomes the knot. Mula bandha is meant to open the base. Here it ties the Brahma knot tighter.
Bliss moves to the blockage. "That pressure at the root is bliss" relocates the tradition's crown bliss into the stuck root.
Water stays where it gathers. The sacral chakra (svadhisthana), the sexual centre just above the root, has water as its element. "It pools in you. It flows in me" is precisely energy stagnating there, while hers rises freely.
Erection reads as escape. Apana is downward, outward energy, and "Down. Straight down to your cock… looking for a way out" casts erection as that outflow. The lock blocks it without turning it upward, so it neither leaves nor rises. Kundalini teachers would call that stagnation a blockage.
His 丂卄卂Ҝㄒ丨 is outsourced. In the tradition his own 丂卄卂Ҝㄒ丨 rises inside him. Here the external woman is the 丂卄卂Ҝㄒ丨, and he stays Shiva-as-corpse. "Only I can fill you up" means his energy only moves through her.
So it's a credible piece of reverse tantra. The vocabulary is real and the logic follows the tradition, but the outcome is deliberately the one the tradition warns against.
One real-world note: the physical side isn't purely symbolic. Holding the pelvic floor tight for long periods ("keep the lock") is linked clinically to pelvic pain and erection problems; doctors call it hypertonic pelvic floor. The fantasy rests on a mechanism that actually works.
